Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 01, 2006
Transcript:
"OK, long straw gets to ride with me in the parade. Luann?" "ARRUGH!!" "Why me? Stupid stupid luck!! UGH!" "Oop. Oh well." "Uh - they're all short." "Yeah. I just wanted to see who'd be most disappointed." "ARRRRRG! I'm never lucky! Never ever EVER!!" "And we have a winer." "Luann, don't kick the furniture." "Just my luck..."
Sounds like something Solomon would have done