Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 22, 2009

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Bernice says, "'Supermodel Cyrisse D'Fontiel shares her beauty secrets'" Luann says, "I like Cyrisse. She's totally honest. So what are her secrets?" Bernice says, "'We met miss D'Fontiel amid the gardens of her exotic private retreat in Kailua. In the warm, fragrant sea air she sipped rare da hong pao tea and revealed her beauty secrets.'" Bernice says, "'First' she said, 'Be born with natural beauty: Perfect features, ideal skin, luxurious hair, etc. Next, have lots of money to buy costly products. Finally, live a pampered life in tropical paradise.'" Bernice says, "Well, there's your total honesty." Luann says, "I hate Cyrisse"