Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 13, 2010
Transcript:
Tiffany says, "Knute doesn't seem like your type, Crystal. I see you with a guy like Edward, the vampire in 'Twilight'" Crystal says, "I should date a bloodsucking predator?" Crystal says, "You'd rather date a dorky goofball?" Crystal says, "Predator or goofball. That's our choice in guys now?"
Leviticus would be very happy to date you, Crystal!
…Although he has a wife and you would never date him in a million years anyway.