Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 01, 2012
June 30, 2012
July 02, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "Check this out, Bernice: "The REAL Jen! We drop in on the everyday woman BEHIND the glamour!" This should be interesting..." Bernice: "What's that fine print say?" Luann: "Jen's hair by saint-ives. Makeup by starstudio. Nails by Natalie. Fashions by Sid's of Beverly Hills. Accessories by Glamlight. Peacocks, doves and afghan hound from a-list pets. Helicopter and limo courtesy fx, inc. Shot at the Hollywood bowl. Special thanks to the Chippendale dancers" Bernice: "Hm. I'm thinking the real Jen is a fake" Luann: "I'm thinking we need to start living a fine-print life!"
Err, yeah, ok …Anyway, I was going to say that the sole function of beauty magazines is to make women feel ugly.