Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 31, 2012
Transcript:
Crystal: "Do you actually think you'll be plucked out of high school and whisked off to superstardom?" Tiffany: "I got in the "Zeye" movie, didn't I?" Crystal: "That was a lucky fluke. Not exactly a solid career path" Tiffany: "But the whole "Learn your craft in school" thing takes too long. It's boring! It's hard!" Crystal: "You're so mature" Tiffany: "Exactly! What's the point of a glamorous life of stardom if I'm an old hag?"
So Tiffany wishes she were in Japan.