Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 26, 2012
September 25, 2012
September 27, 2012
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Get AWAY from me!" Ox: "He bothering you?" Tiffany: "Yes!" Les: "Hey, chill, big guy. Ain't no one gettin' hurt here" Ox: "Not yet" Les: "Listen, gotta run. Later, gorgeous" Ox: "I'm not gorgeous" Tiffany: "Right now? You kinda are"
I knew a guy like Les when I was in high school. He was the quarterback and thought he was God’s gift to women. He tried putting the moves on Liz, who was ten inches shorter, about 100lbs lighter, and (germane to the story) lesbian.
Mr. Wonderful said the only reason she was gay was because she hadn’t been with him (this was in the 80s). He groped her – this was in the hallway in front of his hyena buddies. She broke his nose. He got suspended and kicked off the team.
At the 20th reunion, he apologized to her in front of the whole room.