Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 22, 2013

And astronomy is where you put your head…

Even if Crystal had been suggesting cosmology, it’s hardly staring through a telescope all day.

For one thing, you’re not going to see much during the day.

Tiff’s been studying cosmetology for half her life. She’d be a star! But I think she’s got her sights set higher than that. She might end up as a beautician, but not right out of the chute.

We’re sorry, Tiff, but your IQ test came back negative.

Tiff is denser than lead…

Will we see what Crystal is interested in, or will she just be a foil for Tiffany’s airheadedness? I hope she homes in on something, and that it makes sense.

In panel 1, Tiff doesn’t have a purse. In panel 2, she does.

Could she possibly be any more stupid? She spent her entire high-school career deliberately ignoring academics and focusing on her hair and makeup. And the football team. What on earth is Tiffany qualified to do? Not even a newsdesk would have her.

Sounds like Tiffany is a self-taught cosmetologist.

Well, for all of you who wondered why Crystal and Tiffany weren’t at the college fair — there’s your answer! Now aren’t you sorry you asked?

Durr hurr!

One wonders why Crystal makes the effort sometimes…….

Political consultant!

One cartoon, two punch lines. Twofer Tuesday?C.

Cosmotology is a service career… not sure Tiffiny could handle that.

or, tiff goes to college and majors in philosophy or art history. 2 majors that are disappointments to everyone.

NO Tiff, YOU should STUDY “Meteorology”.That’s the STUDY of Meteors.

Or so THEY say….,

Tiff is a natural for “Pole dancing school”, however, she decides not to go, because she prefers to dance with boys.

Can the Hubble see the distance to intelligent thought from Tiffany?

Cosmetologists tend to be friendly, social and engaging. They make people feel better about themselves…. at least the women and men who have cut my hair over the years. Tiff has none of those qualities.

THAT’S my gal, Crystal! Don’t give up – keep trying. Someday, in one of her vulnerable moments, Tiff may hear & understand…

Naw, we all know where Tiff is headed, its only a matter of time.

She’s dumb…

Tiffany should avoid any major that involves lightbulb changing.

Maybe “Gold Digging” is a major?

I think you would need a scanning electron microscope for that task.

Crystal will become a social worker..

Click here for cartoon

Yay, I finally got the link to work!

Well Tiff’s head is kind of like a black hole.

Tiff is the quintessential dumb blonde. What a self absorbed bubble head. Be careful they are among us.

“Why would Brad and Toni be at a HS career fair?1) They are adults2) They have careers as fire fightersSo I would answer no.”

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Night-Gaunt, they could be manning a booth. I bet they are there. Good call, Michyle Glen.

I think Tiff actually has a point! We see how much she already knows about make up, giving Bernice Gunther (I think someone else in the strip) new looks throughout the series. But maybe it still would be a good idea just to check it out, cause she never knows right?

Dan Castellaneta, the voice actor for Homer J. Simpson once said about educational institutes: “If your good, you come out better, if your an amateur, you come out good”.

My daughter’s dream job was Trophy Wife, and her high school grades reflected that. Three months ago she married an ex-navy guy who is broke with thousands in collections. They are hurting pretty bad right now.

I want to see a flash forward where her life completely implodes when she turns 40…actually given HER level of vanity it might happen as soon as 30

Tiffany is incurable.All she wants to do is become a celebrity, and she fails to see that she fails in that.

You’re replying to Brdshtt’s comment:

“Yay, I finally got the link to work!”

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Glad to see that you got it working!^^Thx, did you like the pic?

Crystal is the best…

Astronomy? not quite the place her head is in!

Today’s strip reminds me of this classic redux that I did a while back:

click here for redux

You’re replying to Brdshtt’s comment:

“Thx, did you like the pic?”

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I sure did – at least it’s safe there from the comment Gestapo!

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What did you find that made it work?^^apparently, I was making typing mistakes…typical for me, actually

how about 2nd grade Tiff?

I was thinking Professional Wrestler . . .

I’m impressed she knew that the universe was also referred to as the cosmos!

Too much info, krelboyne.

not very humble is she?

Crystal writes poetry, as we saw during the beauty pageant. Maybe she has literary aspirations?

Depends on your definition of beauty, and I think Tiff wears WAY too much makeup.

Great comments from the readers!

I do not know who drew the redux and I don’t remember who posted the link to it, but I can tell you two things, it wasn’t you because you weren’t posting here yet (and I don’t think you would draw that type of art and post it here), and it wasn’t me as I can’t draw. I didn’t put the redux up here directly as it is slightly on the risque side.

LOL that was hilarious… and whoever drew it, was pretty talented… and yeah, I might think about drawing something like that, but, I wouldn’t post it here….

this is funny!!!…Tiffany didn’t know cosmetology was beauty school!!!..wonder if my stylist Roxie would think this was funny?!!!!!!

You’re replying to Brdshtt’s comment:

“and yeah, I might think about drawing something like that”

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Well, Mikey, by reading your comments and knowing your feelings about Shannon in this strip says a lot – I know you hold higher standards than the person who drew that.^^ty :)

These comments are too long, after reading them, I’m ready for a nap, sometimes I fall asleep at the computer. Too much negitivism, its a cartoon, its not suppose to be real life, its humorous, laugh. Enjoy the strip all the character’s are good in their own way.

That would be the perfect school for Tiffany!

Tiffany certainly changes later on.