Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 17, 2013
Transcript:
Luann: "Dear diary, here are the main males in my life-so far... Dad. I once thought he was superman. Now, well..." Luann: "My brother. From zero to hero. Incredible" Luann: "Aaron Hill. My first crush. He's in Hawaii now with a stunning woman" Luann: "Stuart. There was just one little thing wrong with him..." Stuart: "Uh, I'm married" Luann: "Miguel. Exchange student from Spain. His problem?" Luann: "Gunther. I'm happy he's with Rosa. I really am. No, really!" Luann: "Quill. 8,000 miles away but I've never felt closer to anyone" Luann: "And those are all the main males in my li-" Puddles: "Warf" Luann: "Oh. And puddles. Main-er than them all!"
A dog is the only living thing that loes YOU more than he loves HIMSELF.