Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 27, 2013

“Bubble Rap”or“Living the Dream "

could u get any more oblivious?

Finally, Sunday! I was tired of looking at Gunther and Quill in the same panels.

Wrong hat!

“Brought to you” by…“The Girl In the Bubble” starring Tiffany Farell….and some other D-minus list celebrities… “Barely making the grade in theaters, spring 2014…..Maybe…..” – Tim Buck signature sunglasses, version 3.0… “You’ll look so great, and when you put them on, it will only get better!” – and by…Mental stylish cosmetics…. " “Don’t be confused by the fakes … make up your mind and choose the real look that will make you look good!”..“When you look good, the rest will be easy!”

It should have went: “Hey, Rocky! Wanna see me pull a twenty out of my pocket?” “Sure, Bullwinkle!” “Well, I’m sure you would!”….

Surprise! Welcome to the rest of your life.

To be honest, there are some guys (and girls) who think they’ll coast on their looks, thinking the teacher will be just as swayed as some of their fellow classmates… sadly, in some cases, some of them do ….

Since Mr. Fogarty is the only teacher at Pitt, it’s not surprising that all her teachers are male. I wouldn’t call him “easy on the eyes”, though.

Trick.. question… must…. resist… answering…Lol! -I’ve never denied getting a Bachellor’s from Whotsamatta U… but I also attended a post-graduate program at W.A,Y. Moby Tech (and got the Alfred award), but there’s also Pixar U. and an overseas stint at Wallace college, home of the fighting Gromits!… I’m all about the learning…

Ah, Tiffany. . . “Born to be Sty-y-y-led!”

Enjoy these next three Years, kid. They’re your last shot at happiness.

(Endless frustration is waiting for you out in “The REAL World”)

A perfectly misunderstood song that I nominate for the “playlist”: “The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades” by Timbuk3…. The “perfect” marriage of irony , sarcasm and wit contained in this song….. And to think how many people actually played this for their graduation!….

Damn those radio talk show people, always refusing to further the message of Beloved Leader.

I see both girls walk with their hands parallel to their sides. My husband and I have noticed that males walk with their knuckles facing forward. Greg has good detail.

The Tiffster either misses (possible) or is inured to (more likely) Crystal’s gentle sarcasm. But is she ever in for a rude awakening if she thinks she can coast (even more than before) just because she is now a senior!

Seniors get grades? Then Knute is doomed. Bye-bye, high school diploma.

Y’know what? I think it’s Crystal that’s looking hot today.

Hey Tiff?

You’d Better BRUSH Up on Current Events.

MALE Teachers who are “easy on the eyes” that Have Attractive Opportunistic FEMALE Students like YOU, SOMETIMES end Up in the HOOSEGOW.

DON’T be Surprised if YOU aren’t AVOIDED Like the Beach at Fukushima…..,

Tiff hasn’t the slightest clue, does she?

I dunno…. maybe it’s me. I went to a “college preparatory” school. The senior year was the hardest year there was. In fact, seniors were permitted to drop their course load by one major course (from 5 to 4) to give the student time to preparre college aps and go on interviews, etc.

And Mordy is right. Any teacher that would even think about their students, “that way,” is committing career suicide. I have to wonder how teachers conduct “office hours” these days. I’d have at least one "assistant’ attend with me as a witness.

It’s very hard for me to predict what’s going to happen to Tiff in life without invoking some unfair stereotypes, so I won’t… but she’s destined for a comfortable life on the lowest rungs of society’s ladder, unless she can score a sugar daddy of some sort. It’s not uncommon, but I don’t see her being a major player in productive, positive society.

Reminds me of the girl that was in my H.S. She married a real estate broker, took him for millions. Then lost it all at the gambling tables. She is broke and he is remarried to a great woman.

Jan Breslauer approves!

Heard a great story at our 50th college reunion: a popular, handsome art professor entered the classroom for the first day of term, looked at all the women in the front row of desks and said “Ladies, cross your legs.” When they were finished doing so, he said, “Now that the gates to Hell are closed, let us continue.”

“Sex As A Weapon”, Pat Benatar“Don’t Stand So Close To Me”, The Police“Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”, Timbuk 3

Tiff is going to be a trophy wife, drive a $100,000 car. live in a mansion with servants and will never work a day in her life.

Yeah, life isn’t fair.

She’s such a classically clueless doofus…

Shhhh Crystal, let her find out for herself – preferably when it’s too late to do anything to correct the mistake.

TIFF TIFF TIFF! his parents must be smarter than her if they obligated her to participate in extracurricular activities(assistant in elementary school, and organizing the dance) to help out in her resume to go to college

Have you noticed the shaded background in Crystals word bubble? It might represent Tiff’s gloomy future. Poor Tiff, the whistle of the wind through her empty head must be deafening.

Well, it all depends on how “Rosetta Stone” is doing….

And “…Brick… Part 2”, Pink Floyd… Surely Tiff must believe that she doesn’t “need any thought control”…

Is Tiff really THAT stupid?

Ha ha! I’d venture a guess that you use “Jet Fuel Formula” as a secret growth tonic… and if you got greedy in the business, you’d be a…..“Hoard” iculturalist… (XD)

“When I Kissed the Teacher”, ABBA“To Sir With Love” , Lulu

I believe Rydell did do his version of “Swingin’ School” first….still, though, between Anka, Darin, Rydell, even Dean Martin, a lot of material got circulated…

I can see at the end of that maze: "Whew! That’s enough excitement for one day!…

You are always being graded. The only thing that changes is by whom and on what.

Apparently Tiff still feels that she’s graded on her looks.

SCAPEGOAT TIFF. Lol

Added a couple to PC….

And to Shoe…

Hey, we’re all human beings, being human… – We each forget something, we each remember something…. we each bring something to the table, too….

Once again Tiffany shows just how thick she really is.

Upvote for that apostrophe.

Watch out, Tiff! You don’t want to get any of those “easy on the eyes” teachers fired… ;)

It really would be! I mean, according to the map, it’s what… less than a foot away?…

And a hole formed there, too! It occurred as events unfolded….