Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 30, 2014
April 29, 2014
May 01, 2014
Transcript:
Bernice: "Luann Where are you guys? I thought you'd have arrived in your ritzy limo from your elegant dinner by now!"
Luann: "We're almost there. Having quite a time! I just need one thing..."
Bernice: "What's that?"
Luann: "HELP"
“Station-ary”“Unravelled Plans, And Canned Ravioli”“Breakdown At The Bus Station”“Empty…. Vis. Unplugged”“Rough Riders”“Hanging Around By A Thread "or“I Don’t Want My Empty Vis -a -vis”
“…why did they not call and have someone pick them up from the bus stop…”^Possibly from a logistical standpoint, they didn’t want to take anyone too far out of the way, and where they’re at is a bit easier for someone to pick them up at. – Even if the “field” wasn’t too, too far away, it may not have been as accessible as getting to the bus station (2 miles from Pitts)…
Do hope before much longer something happens to turn this sad horror story around for Luann and her friends. This story line has so far destroyed the prom for these four…..why?..I guess we’ll have to wait till the end of this week to find out…..
Plus, we saw that Tiffany was putting out food on the table, so there were at least snacks at the Prom. Maybe some party-goers were willing to settle for that rather than going out to dinner first. It could also have been a matter of timing. Students who went to a fancy restaurant downtown who left a bit earlier than our foursome might have made it through before the traffic got tied up, and ones who left later would have heard about it on the radio and would have taken an alternate route.
One thought has been crossing my mind during the current story arc. It reminds me of an old Archie Comic where everything is going wrong for Betty Cooper. In the next to last panel however Archie kisses her and when Betty’s mother asks how her day went Betty claimed it was her best day ever.
I can see this prom ending this way too with Quill kissing LuAnn making it feel at least to LuAnn like the night was wonderful.
The gang is looking a little dispirited at the moment—but I attribute that to the fetid miasma of a generic bus depot. Buck up, kids! Things will get better! (I hope.)
“I can see Lu’s one busted shoe lying flat” ^Well, Lu will now think twice before telling Puddles to “heel”….. of course, that’s if Puddles learned wanted to do it….
" They should have called someone as soon as Quill hurt his knee."^It could have been a matter of “too far a distance” for someone to come to them where they were, originally….. – May have been more convenient to wait until they were closer to Pitts….
“Help! We wandered away from the limo and now we are stuck in what looks like a homeless shelter and a strange man took Gunther away for awhile but Gunther won’t talk about where he went.”
I don’t know where Greg is going with this, but I fear that Lu is heading for a huge blow up…. They will arrive too late at the dance, and Tiff will try to get in her face with it. Either that, or the gang will hear about it all next week. She (Lu) will not be the most pleasant person to be around.
Hopefully, Q will take her out “privately” after his knee feels better, to calm her down. And, hopefully, Rosa and Gunth will “figure out something to do” to make up for the loss… 8-O :-PPP Anyway… I hope Brad & Toni’s wedding goes a lot smoother but, somehow, i fear not…
And. thanks all, for the kind remarks from yesterday. :) I’m still a little fried, but getting better.
I don’t understand how they keep looking worse and worse!! How did Gunther’s sleeve get ripped!! Were there wild animals in that field they ha to cross??? and how did they all get crap in their hair? did they roll through the field? I get the broken high heel and the twisted knee….common, but the rest of the gang look like they’ve been bucking hay all evening!! Not waiting for a bus!
There well may be some tension there, when Luann thinks how readily Quill went along with Gunther’s plan (over her own quite vocal opposition to it) and how much fun he seemed to be having taking photos of her as she awkwardly tried to climb over the fence. The time between now and graduation could show just how strong this relationship is, or isn’t.
I feel bad for Gunther. He tried to salvage the worst Prom date ever. But the field bit was over the top. At worse the show get muddy unless someone slips.
One hole that I see is usually you go to Prom first over dinner. The second hole is usually dinner is served AT Prom, The third is Prom is usually at a ritzy hotel or dinner club instead of the school gym anyway.
I see this disaster as karmic retribution for Luann. She planned this thing and we spent the better part of a month watching her be insufferable. I feel bad for Gunther, Quill and Rosa. However, Rosa seems just happen to be with Gunther. I see a big blowup coming from Luann after watching Tiifany gloat over her circumstances.
Instead of going to the Prom, they should be taking Quill to a walk-in (or “limp-in”) clinic. Without prompt attention, his leg will go bad, and he will have to be destroyed.
“If Luann had called Bernice when all this started, Bernice would have come to rescue then right away.”-She couldn’t have come before they crossed the field though, right?I’m betting the limo driver is at the prom already with a new limo. They should have stayed put.
“They look like they’re beyond “Help!”!”^Okay, then… how about “Yellow Submarine”? Or “Let It Be?” They may work, too… and are both “beyond Help”… (XD)
Greg seems to be having a lot of fun drawing this arc, with all the parallel strips showing far different emotions . It also seems to be referencing Dante’s Divine Comedy. They’ve been in Hell and are now in Purgatory. Heaven coming up???
Ehhh…well, diabolous ex machina is a trope. Perhaps they’ll never make it to prom, and Bernice’s attempt to help will only get HER shut out of it too. Yank the dog’s chain is also a trope…
Well, I can see that the 2-mile-walk got deep-sixed…(I wonder how they got to the bus station?! Quill looks like he is in pain, and I notice Luann doesn’t have Any shoes on. Both Gunther and Rosa look quite forlorn… They would all be on the verge of tears if they knew how many of their classmates were having the time of their lives at prom. Whoever said that Bernice was going to come to their rescue was right as it looks like it will happen. The only bad thing about that is not everyone will fit into Bernice’s car. And, girls, Where Are Your Purses?!!! ;)
“You’re so Charmin,” she always tells me as I am ravishing her.
I always look forward to when she comes home with toilet paper. Doesn’t everyone do this?"^LOL!This is the difference in our house…
“Issue With The Tissue” (Parody of Bungle In The Jungle, by Jethro Tull) = Well, who is the one that runs for all hoursOh, yeah? Who is the one in this coming out like a flower? – Don’t make me turn this into a family meetingWith dishwater cold, and no warm supper for greetingIt won’t go over well, when you skip to my “loo”And that’s why there’s a his and her’s, too!…. – Cos we’ve got issues with the tissue,But it’s alright, by me…Cos it’s a Sinatra tune, when you want love…It’s a headache tonight, if you disagree….-Just so you know, who wears the hot pants in the familyAlong with the apron, well, we know it’s me – So jump back in line, and I’ll tell you whyAnd don’t sneak around with that two plyAnd while you’re there, pick up some daintiesYes, that’s what I’ve said, and I’ve said what I please… – You’ve got issue, with the tissue….And, that’s alright, by me, yeah…We’ll, I’ll be Charmin, if you want love…I’ll be rough, if we disagree… – Over and over, I’ll tell you it’s going underYou say where you’ve learned it, and I’ll say it’s no wonder – Now don’t be late, while you’re out in the night airMaybe you better pick up a Tombstone, while you’re shopping, thereSo, it’s heads if I win, and tails if you loseSo cute when you make sense, but you’ll be singing the blues – There’s issue with tissue, yeah…Well, it’s alright, by me….Get the Charmin if you want loveBut forget, and you will see….
Thank you! – But as a rule, though, Weird Al has actually come out and said before, that he never accepts nor listens to songs from anyone… – One reason cited by him is that a person (who would be unscrupulous) could potentially scheme to say that W.A.Y. had a chance to “hear” their song and that he…. “stole” it….. which leads to legal fees, time, etc… he’s also said in the past that he’s had plenty of… “suggestions” from people…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Today’s strip reminds me of this song link: “Help” by the Beatles…
DaJellyBelly over 10 years ago
A movie could be made of this titled, “A Night To Remember.” :-)
LeoAutodidact over 10 years ago
Just a thought, HOW did everyone else get around the Traffic Jam?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Station-ary”“Unravelled Plans, And Canned Ravioli”“Breakdown At The Bus Station”“Empty…. Vis. Unplugged”“Rough Riders”“Hanging Around By A Thread "or“I Don’t Want My Empty Vis -a -vis”
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“…why did they not call and have someone pick them up from the bus stop…”^Possibly from a logistical standpoint, they didn’t want to take anyone too far out of the way, and where they’re at is a bit easier for someone to pick them up at. – Even if the “field” wasn’t too, too far away, it may not have been as accessible as getting to the bus station (2 miles from Pitts)…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
She also looks like someone on the phone just said: “Miss DeGroot, you’ve been ‘selected’ for an audit!”….
Caldonia over 10 years ago
My girl Tiff planned a great prom.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
You’re right. Wow. I shudder to contemplate!
bubjerryk over 10 years ago
Oh, well, wait til next … oops – sorry!
Belinda Banana Ana over 10 years ago
Does anyone else think they’re making way too big a deal about this?
mroneofthefellows over 10 years ago
Do hope before much longer something happens to turn this sad horror story around for Luann and her friends. This story line has so far destroyed the prom for these four…..why?..I guess we’ll have to wait till the end of this week to find out…..
Caldonia over 10 years ago
NO one ate at TJ’s Cafe.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Plus, we saw that Tiffany was putting out food on the table, so there were at least snacks at the Prom. Maybe some party-goers were willing to settle for that rather than going out to dinner first. It could also have been a matter of timing. Students who went to a fancy restaurant downtown who left a bit earlier than our foursome might have made it through before the traffic got tied up, and ones who left later would have heard about it on the radio and would have taken an alternate route.
LouEthelip over 10 years ago
One thought has been crossing my mind during the current story arc. It reminds me of an old Archie Comic where everything is going wrong for Betty Cooper. In the next to last panel however Archie kisses her and when Betty’s mother asks how her day went Betty claimed it was her best day ever.
I can see this prom ending this way too with Quill kissing LuAnn making it feel at least to LuAnn like the night was wonderful.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
The gang is looking a little dispirited at the moment—but I attribute that to the fetid miasma of a generic bus depot. Buck up, kids! Things will get better! (I hope.)
kittylover2 over 10 years ago
Probably a refection of her mood, ya think?
bgby4884 over 10 years ago
Yup. As I said. Barefoot at a bus terminal where the young guys think they have to spit everywhere.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“I can see Lu’s one busted shoe lying flat” ^Well, Lu will now think twice before telling Puddles to “heel”….. of course, that’s if Puddles learned wanted to do it….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“My monitor is still showing it as a very dark purple” ^I can confirm that, as well…
Dragongourd Premium Member over 10 years ago
Looks to me like the prom is over, with all the balloons falling down.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
" They should have called someone as soon as Quill hurt his knee."^It could have been a matter of “too far a distance” for someone to come to them where they were, originally….. – May have been more convenient to wait until they were closer to Pitts….
Liam Astle Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Help! We wandered away from the limo and now we are stuck in what looks like a homeless shelter and a strange man took Gunther away for awhile but Gunther won’t talk about where he went.”
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
I don’t know where Greg is going with this, but I fear that Lu is heading for a huge blow up…. They will arrive too late at the dance, and Tiff will try to get in her face with it. Either that, or the gang will hear about it all next week. She (Lu) will not be the most pleasant person to be around.
Hopefully, Q will take her out “privately” after his knee feels better, to calm her down. And, hopefully, Rosa and Gunth will “figure out something to do” to make up for the loss… 8-O :-PPP Anyway… I hope Brad & Toni’s wedding goes a lot smoother but, somehow, i fear not…
And. thanks all, for the kind remarks from yesterday. :) I’m still a little fried, but getting better.
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
Adversity is the real test of a relationship.
jenbrown1017 over 10 years ago
I don’t understand how they keep looking worse and worse!! How did Gunther’s sleeve get ripped!! Were there wild animals in that field they ha to cross??? and how did they all get crap in their hair? did they roll through the field? I get the broken high heel and the twisted knee….common, but the rest of the gang look like they’ve been bucking hay all evening!! Not waiting for a bus!
Edward White over 10 years ago
I hope she wakes up from a bad dream & has a normal PROM. Standing right next to TIFF & Luann gets called as Prom Queen w/ Quill as King.
ridenslide65 over 10 years ago
LAME. Such a let down.
karanne over 10 years ago
I like Bernice’s dress – the rest? I say again, call the parents, blow off the prom and rent a movie to go with the pizza delivery.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
LOL!!!!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
There well may be some tension there, when Luann thinks how readily Quill went along with Gunther’s plan (over her own quite vocal opposition to it) and how much fun he seemed to be having taking photos of her as she awkwardly tried to climb over the fence. The time between now and graduation could show just how strong this relationship is, or isn’t.
Endunamoo over 10 years ago
Anything that can go wrong… will
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
another observation: note that Rosa and Gunther are sitting so close together they’re touching.
Precisely. This night may end quite well for both of them. :-)))
I also concur that it may be a bit metaphoric in re: Q & Lu’s eventual break up. It’s not looking good for them. Circle of life, I guess….
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Gunther, this time you did not think. Should have called for a ride BEFORE you got to your bus stop.*Did Bernice call Lu, or vice versa?
cjswan232482 over 10 years ago
I feel bad for Gunther. He tried to salvage the worst Prom date ever. But the field bit was over the top. At worse the show get muddy unless someone slips.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
This is just too sad.
cjswan232482 over 10 years ago
One hole that I see is usually you go to Prom first over dinner. The second hole is usually dinner is served AT Prom, The third is Prom is usually at a ritzy hotel or dinner club instead of the school gym anyway.
cjswan232482 over 10 years ago
I see this disaster as karmic retribution for Luann. She planned this thing and we spent the better part of a month watching her be insufferable. I feel bad for Gunther, Quill and Rosa. However, Rosa seems just happen to be with Gunther. I see a big blowup coming from Luann after watching Tiifany gloat over her circumstances.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Instead of going to the Prom, they should be taking Quill to a walk-in (or “limp-in”) clinic. Without prompt attention, his leg will go bad, and he will have to be destroyed.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Looks like a fun prom where you can hit balloons around.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
“If Luann had called Bernice when all this started, Bernice would have come to rescue then right away.”-She couldn’t have come before they crossed the field though, right?I’m betting the limo driver is at the prom already with a new limo. They should have stayed put.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“They look like they’re beyond “Help!”!”^Okay, then… how about “Yellow Submarine”? Or “Let It Be?” They may work, too… and are both “beyond Help”… (XD)
bronzeskater over 10 years ago
Greg seems to be having a lot of fun drawing this arc, with all the parallel strips showing far different emotions . It also seems to be referencing Dante’s Divine Comedy. They’ve been in Hell and are now in Purgatory. Heaven coming up???
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
“I PASSED my final exam. I’m exhausted. But no more exams for a while. :-)”*Torad – just read the GREAT news from yesterday! You’re the MAN!
Angelalex242 over 10 years ago
Ehhh…well, diabolous ex machina is a trope. Perhaps they’ll never make it to prom, and Bernice’s attempt to help will only get HER shut out of it too. Yank the dog’s chain is also a trope…
rickray777 over 10 years ago
Oh they’re having quite a time, all right! — but of the wrong kind!
transylvanian over 10 years ago
They look a right sight. :) At least it’ll be memorable. :)
sjsczurek over 10 years ago
Love Bernice’s dress!
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
“Do you only care about the leading crowd?How about a needy friend?We all need a friend.”- thanks to Carole King or James Taylor
ChrisV over 10 years ago
I agree tht Bernice does look good all dolled up like that. Too bad she and Delta couldn’t have done that more often.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Well, I can see that the 2-mile-walk got deep-sixed…(I wonder how they got to the bus station?! Quill looks like he is in pain, and I notice Luann doesn’t have Any shoes on. Both Gunther and Rosa look quite forlorn… They would all be on the verge of tears if they knew how many of their classmates were having the time of their lives at prom. Whoever said that Bernice was going to come to their rescue was right as it looks like it will happen. The only bad thing about that is not everyone will fit into Bernice’s car. And, girls, Where Are Your Purses?!!! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
LOL about the toilet paper! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“You’re so Charmin,” she always tells me as I am ravishing her.
I always look forward to when she comes home with toilet paper. Doesn’t everyone do this?"^LOL!This is the difference in our house…
“Issue With The Tissue” (Parody of Bungle In The Jungle, by Jethro Tull) = Well, who is the one that runs for all hoursOh, yeah? Who is the one in this coming out like a flower? – Don’t make me turn this into a family meetingWith dishwater cold, and no warm supper for greetingIt won’t go over well, when you skip to my “loo”And that’s why there’s a his and her’s, too!…. – Cos we’ve got issues with the tissue,But it’s alright, by me…Cos it’s a Sinatra tune, when you want love…It’s a headache tonight, if you disagree….-Just so you know, who wears the hot pants in the familyAlong with the apron, well, we know it’s me – So jump back in line, and I’ll tell you whyAnd don’t sneak around with that two plyAnd while you’re there, pick up some daintiesYes, that’s what I’ve said, and I’ve said what I please… – You’ve got issue, with the tissue….And, that’s alright, by me, yeah…We’ll, I’ll be Charmin, if you want love…I’ll be rough, if we disagree… – Over and over, I’ll tell you it’s going underYou say where you’ve learned it, and I’ll say it’s no wonder – Now don’t be late, while you’re out in the night airMaybe you better pick up a Tombstone, while you’re shopping, thereSo, it’s heads if I win, and tails if you loseSo cute when you make sense, but you’ll be singing the blues – There’s issue with tissue, yeah…Well, it’s alright, by me….Get the Charmin if you want loveBut forget, and you will see….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“De Agony Of De Feet”^Also a tune by Parliament/Funkadelic. Chock full of puns!
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Did either Quill or Gunther bring a “balloon” with them?
sdjamieson Premium Member over 10 years ago
@howtheduck
It may be the poor lighting in the bus station.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thx!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thank you! – But as a rule, though, Weird Al has actually come out and said before, that he never accepts nor listens to songs from anyone… – One reason cited by him is that a person (who would be unscrupulous) could potentially scheme to say that W.A.Y. had a chance to “hear” their song and that he…. “stole” it….. which leads to legal fees, time, etc… he’s also said in the past that he’s had plenty of… “suggestions” from people…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Wal Martians”
^LOL!! – It’s definitely another planet when you enter that giant building…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
True…true….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
It’s all in the same shopping center… convenient for the aliens tourist shoppers…….
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
Luann has only four toes, like my paw!
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
Do they give Purple Hearts for prom injuries?