Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 24, 2016
Transcript:
Gunther: ..so anyway, thanks again for wearing your bridesmaid dress for my engineering presentation, Luann. Luann: did they like it? Gunther: the professor noted my application of engineering to sewing, particularly the structural compliance of bias cut. luann: oh. So he didn't like it.. Gunther: What? No! The dress got an A! Luann: Really?! Gunther: Oh, and three guys asked if you're single. Luann: really?!
And yet another long build-up to something we don’t get to see. Anyway, this proves that Moony U. is a diploma mill that will give an “A” to everybody who shows up and pays their tuition, just as we had suspected when Tiffany’s Dad bought her admission. After all, Gunther spent his first semester in Peru and Des was missing all the while that Bernice wondered who her roommate was, and it made no difference in their academic standing. I hope engineering companies in southern California know better than to hire any Moony U. graduates: “Well, no, I don’t know exactly how to keep a bridge from falling into the river, but my professor assured me it’s a whole lot like sewing a dress, so sure, I can do it!”