Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 06, 2006

Transcript:

Clare: See you tomorrow, Neil. Neil: In a while, crocodile! Voice: Boy, that was a dumb thing to say. TV: C'mon, I'll distract you, Neil! Voice: You tried to be clever and it backfired! She must think you're an idiot! Candy: I'll help! T.V. and candy: what could be better? Voice: Maybe you should call her when you get home... T.V + Candy: You deserve it, Neil! Let's just zone out for a while! Voice: Hmmm... that might seem desperate... T.V + Candy: There's a "Saved by the Bell" marathon at 5:30... Voice: Just go in tomorrow and say something smooth... T.V. + Candy: And you've got "Twizzlers" and "Sweetarts" in your sock drawer... Voice: Or act like nothing happened. Neil: HEY! T.V + Candy: So what do you say, Neil? Are you up for it? Neil: Look what a beautiful day it is! ... being as this is a 44-ounce Magnum, the most voluminous soft drink in the world, and would blow your bladder clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question - do I feel LUCKY? Well... do ya, punk? Lucky Cow