Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for November 19, 2015
November 18, 2015
November 20, 2015
Transcript:
Young couple: Hee, hee, hee. Smoochie, smoochie, smoochie. Ha ha ha ha. Young Man: I love you! Young Woman: I love you more! Moishe: Hi Young woman: Oh my God! He's so cute! Moishe: bye bye Young Woman: I can't wait to have a baby with you! Young Man: Huh? Father: You're getting good at that game. Young Man: Do we have to do this now? We're not ready! Young Woman: Why can't we at least talk about this? Do you want to have a kid with me?
I’m at one with the guy. Never had the slightest bit of parental instinct, never will, and perfectly happy without leaving my genes to pollute the planet.