Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for May 18, 2021

So choose your ailments very carefully!!!

Is it in letters?

That’s not even a third degree- – - sorry, meant third rate degree.

My country, ’tis of thee, land of health misery …

Must be a third rate $h!thole country lacking $ingle payer/national health.

Traumatic rupture of unspecified ligament of right little finger at metacarpophalangeal and interphalangeal joint with pneumoencephalopathy and a side order of polysuggestivitis.

I have not seen an actual MD in years. My insurance only covers being seen by a presumably qualified friend of a doctor.

I’m not a doctor, but I played one a few years ago and won his degree and license when he drew to an inside straight. Call my office for an appointment.

Hey, just like airline pilots!

Like anyone gets to see an actual doctor as their G.P.