Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for September 25, 2011
September 24, 2011
September 26, 2011
Transcript:
Marmaduke: Woof! Woof! Woof! Police Officer 1: What does that big dog want? Police Officer 2: Ignore him! Marmaduke: Woof whuf woof Police Officer 1: He sounds desperate. Police Officer 2: Ignore him! I said...ignore him! Police Officer 1: But he's trying to tell us something. Marmaduke: Wuf! Wuf! Woof! Woof! Wuf! Wuf! Police Officer 2: Don't pay any attention to him. Don't look at him. Ignore him. Police Officer 1: But he's crying! Marmaduke: Rawwrrr waarrr sob... Police Officer 2: All he wants... is a ride home. Marmaduke: Sob. Dog Gone Funny: Evansville, IN Martha Schenk told Marmaduke when the family would leave their dogs, Buddy, Abbey and Sidney, would line up at the fence like this.
Stupid police! Don’t they know that it’s safer giving a ride to a strange dog than it is a strange human?