Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for April 15, 2012
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Barbara: No more hot dogs for Marmaduke! Boy: He loves people food! Barbara: Dogs need health food. I'm making doggy biscuits out of carrots 'n' broccoli 'n'squash! It looks delicious! Yum! Try it, you'll like it! He hates it! He loves it! Yummy, Marm! Yum! Gaakk. But it's so healthy! Boy: Told you! Dog Gone Funny: Barton, FL. The Dave Haglunds have Shiloh, a beagle, while cleaning up after a picnic at their daughters house, who has a beagle-mix, Patches, the granddaughter saw Patches snatch a burger off the table. Shiloh took off and hid in another room! He wasn't going to take the blame for that!
Hello? Marm’s a dog, a carnivore. Carnivores by definition don’t do veggies.