I had an appt at a Dr today for 11:15, it’s a 40 mile sprint. I told Alexa to wake me at 8:30am, the witch did, I said shut up and wake me in 15 minutes, the bit*h did, I told it to shut up and wake me on 15 minutes, it did. I made my appt…I need a new clock! One that ignores me
I have three German Shepherds, and a tiny terrier who sleeps right in between us on the bed, This morning around 5 am, she heard a noise, and jumped up, yapping furiously, and ran down the hall. It was the cat. None of the big dogs stirred. She came back and went back to bed and I said “Don’t you feel stupid?”
I’m glad that I don’t have anything that talks back to me ….. it’s bad enough that I have devices still hooked up that I forgot about ….. like my FAX Machine ….. yesterday I heard something clicking and making noise …. but couldn’t figure it out for several minutes ….. finally realized it was the FAX machine when it started beeping ……. finally got it to work (hadn’t used in years) …. printed out the FAX and turns out it wasn’t for me ….. wrong number ….. at least now I know the FAX machine works …… :)
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 9 months ago
Dogs are nocturnal “party” animals.
LookingGlass Premium Member 9 months ago
Well Phil, you could always “swat” Marm’s NOSE, but I don’t think he’ll like it ……. at all!!!
/SHMIRK/
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
Be it in the deep night and in bad weather
Better hear me talk
and get up for a walk
Before he becomes a bed-wetter
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
I had an appt at a Dr today for 11:15, it’s a 40 mile sprint. I told Alexa to wake me at 8:30am, the witch did, I said shut up and wake me in 15 minutes, the bit*h did, I told it to shut up and wake me on 15 minutes, it did. I made my appt…I need a new clock! One that ignores me
jagedlo 9 months ago
Snooze? Marm?
Blu Bunny 9 months ago
Then, You would have a lake in your house.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 9 months ago
Marm looks so cute there!
tcayer 9 months ago
I have three German Shepherds, and a tiny terrier who sleeps right in between us on the bed, This morning around 5 am, she heard a noise, and jumped up, yapping furiously, and ran down the hall. It was the cat. None of the big dogs stirred. She came back and went back to bed and I said “Don’t you feel stupid?”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
With owning a Great Dane comes great responsibility! ;-p
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Cock-a-doodle-Duke!!
ChrisTrey 9 months ago
Just wait until you are older – Mr. or Ms. Bladder does not have a snooze setting!
bwswolf 9 months ago
I’m glad that I don’t have anything that talks back to me ….. it’s bad enough that I have devices still hooked up that I forgot about ….. like my FAX Machine ….. yesterday I heard something clicking and making noise …. but couldn’t figure it out for several minutes ….. finally realized it was the FAX machine when it started beeping ……. finally got it to work (hadn’t used in years) …. printed out the FAX and turns out it wasn’t for me ….. wrong number ….. at least now I know the FAX machine works …… :)
anncorr339 9 months ago
Phil you should be used to marm wake up to walk