Matt Bors for February 25, 2008
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Joe Lieberman (R-CT) speaks on waterboarding: Joe Lieberman: "It's not like putting burning coals on people's bodies. There's no real danger. The impact is psychological." Multiple scientific studies confirm the first part of his statement. Scientist: Hot coal torture is indeed "not like" waterboarding. Test Subject: Good...but different! And mental health professionals say the psychological impact is nothing to worry about. Mental Health Professional: The only people mentally devastated are MORONS who don't get that there's NO REAL DANGER. Accordingly, MOCK EXECUTIONS can be a safe and psychologically thrilling way to ask questions in your VERY OWN HOME! sob Man: They were BLANKS, baby. Let's not overreact. JOE SEZ: Test your lover's mental might!