Matt Bors for June 13, 2008
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Female Presidential Candidates of Tomorrow The problems begin to mount! KYRA MOORE AGE 6 Photographed in a witch costume on Halloween. Kyra: This will so end up on Drudge. SASHA OBAMA AGE 7 Has yet to denounce Rev. Wright while wearing a dress made of flags. Sasha: But I always slept through that dude! CAMMY RUIZ AGE 10 Too fat. Too girly. Cries too much. Has irritating laugh. Cammy: Why do pundits hate my giggle? HILLARY ROSS AGE 5 The name thing. Hillary: I'm already sick of my mom calling me "the next Hillary."