Matt Bors for August 01, 2008

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When self-regulation doesn't work, it's time for Congress to intervene. REHAB: YES Man: It is with great pride I announce the AMY WINEHOUSE DEATH PREVENTION ACT OF 2008. For decades, America has done NOTHING while talented musicians have run themselves into the grave with their reckless behavior, thus depriving us of good tunes. Man: It ends here. IT ENDS NOW. But a forced detoxification of Amy could cost taxpayers billions with no guarantee of success. Relapse at 60 Amy Winehouse: Mah Blake?! Look at the big picture, experts say. Lloyd: If we intervene, Winehouse could record soulful albums for DECADES instead of simply dying next week. Lloyd Fullerton Big Picture Expert Another problem: America can't detain a Brit. Agent: SCREW THAT! She's a ticking time bomb and this is a post-Keith Moon world. PTOO!