Matt Bors for December 08, 2008
December 03, 2008
December 10, 2008
Transcript:
Man: Are you a temp worker, destitute senior, or survivalist looking for a thrill? APPLY TODAY.... We're looking for a few good WAL MART GREETERS 7.25 an hour! Always rad wages! YOUR JOB: Welcome our bargain-crazed mobs as they breach the front doors. Old Man: We chum the crowd at 4 A.M. Christmas season is HIGH RISK - if you want a safer job, hop on a king crab fishing boat. Man: Has someone clocked him out? Should you be trampled to death, we'll make sure your family recieves just compensation. Man: Like 75% OFF this 42-inch Sony flatscreen!* *With purchase of "Iron Man."
