Matt Bors for January 28, 2009
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Man: Gitmo's gonna take a while to close...and we won't even have any torture marathons to pass the time. Man #2: I was 15 when I got here - now I can grow a beard like a REAL jihadist. What's one more year at this point? Man: We'll never get a fair shake anyway. Great Satan's legal system ALWAYS shafts poor minorities! Man #2: Dude, they're post-radical now. Where have you been?