Matt Bors for May 04, 2009
April 29, 2009
May 06, 2009
Transcript:
Imprudential Ill-advised investing Man: Responsibly shepherding your wealth into the next irrational bubble. Dog Poo Scoop up some high-yield post-digestive derivative nuggets while they're warm! Inclined towards long-term hardening! Toxic Waste A wildly undervalued commodity due to market jitters about dying from it. May result in superpowers! Investment Bankers Banker #1: Take me home! Banker #2: I can cook! Own your very own financial wizard/ criminal! Man: Wary of investments you can see and touch? Ask us about invisible horses! (Quantities are limited.)
