Matt Bors for June 24, 2009

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With Iran rocked by protests, the media focused all their resources on one emerging storyline. Man: A MASSIVE UPRISING FOR DEMOCRATIC REFORM! Where is my vote? NO. The many exciting uses of TWITTER! Man: Ayatollah Douchebaggy has been blindsided by protest networking! CNN Twitter Summit It's hard to tell if the technology is really this pivotal or if RICK SANCHEZ simply needs heavy medication. Rick Sanchez: We're reading you all the latest TWEETS! Join the revolution! Mark in Dallas likes Pringles! Either way, the Iranian regime is looking like a bunch of out-of-touch geezers. Man: Turbans off to Twitter. They totally deserve the $14 billion in free advertising!