Matt Bors for September 23, 2009
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ACORN is in hot water for its handy tax advice. Acorn Representative: Happy meals for underage prostitutes are deductible - SAVE THOSE RECEIPTS! Now they are restructuring to hold on to their federal funding. Man #1: As of today, ACORN will be a fully armed mercenary company in Iraq! Not only is the military contracting more lucrative, but the rules are a bit less strict. Man #1: HEY! Congress sent another crate of M-16s and whiskey! Man #2: PARTY! Community organizing for the poor has never been so much fun. Woman: Although they ARE organizing AGAINST us.