Matt Bors for October 07, 2009
October 05, 2009
October 12, 2009
Transcript:
Arguing against gays in the military, an essay in THE WEEKLY STANDARD says only straight men are masculine and brave enough to serve. James Bowman: "The essence of military service includes the honor of being known for heterosexuality." JAMES BOWMAN - he loves manly men. (But not in THAT way!) Happen to be a dude? Like chicks? Is this fact KNOWN? You win a Medal of Honor for existing! Soldier: HOO-AAA! STRAIGHT! PLAYBOY And a subscription to Playboy! Returning hetero vets who bagged foreign women will have parades for their studdly valor. Had a threesome in Kandahar. And we must never forget our wounded warriors returning with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder). Soldier #2: I got gonorrhea in a Baghdad brothel... It still burns when I pee. Purple Heart
