Matt Bors for February 08, 2010
February 03, 2010
February 09, 2010
Transcript:
The long struggle for corporate equality continues with another Supreme Court ruling. Judge: If a corporation is 35 years old, it may run for president. Soon we elect our first corporation-American leader, the KRAFT CHEDDAR EXPLOSION NOODLE CUP. CHELSEA CLINTON 10% NETFLIX 30-DAY FREE TRIAL 12% NOODLE CUP-ELECT! Microwavable! Noodle Cup: I am freezing all non-cheddar domestic spending! Porities, people. VEEP Man: Our children will grow up thinking this is normal! Woman: I wish Circuit City had lived to see this day.
