Matt Bors for March 15, 2010
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NEWS ITEM: A Catholic school in Colorado has kicked out pre-schoolers whose parents are lesbians. Priest: The good Lord clearly says that lesbos are SINFUL. Nun: Hot, but sinful. Priest: Also sinful: parents who get divorced, cheat, masturbate and do the pre-marital mattress mambo. Nun: THEIR kids gotta go, too. Nun: And then there's that whole thing against molesting children...