Matt Bors for August 04, 2010
Transcript:
News Anchor: TONIGHT: Mel Gibson's insane rantings were posted on some website. We'll air the juicy bits! News Anchor: After that, rumors and rampant speculation on a MISSING CHILD. He's dead, right? So who killed him? ???? News Anchor: Then on to POLITICS, where two hacks will be permitted to spew propaganda for ten minutes. Preferably while shouting. News Anchor: But first, the unethical journalism of WikiLeaks.