Matt Bors for October 18, 2010
Transcript:
Man: I used to babble at pigeons on this corner. Now it's PRIME PANHANDLING REAL ESTATE! Man: This lot was all winos in cardboard boxes. Now it's families in fancy tents. Man: Under the bridge has been completely gentrified by RICH PEOPLE who own, like, 4 or 5 cigarettes. Man: Homeless real estate development is where I'm puttin' MY chips! Gonna buy me a summer home by the sewage drain!