Matt Bors for October 27, 2010
Transcript:
America's Growth Industries NOW HIRING! FORECLOSURES! Sign off on stacks of important documents. Illiterates welcome! BAD WARS! Serve your country...over and over and over! Hiring gays now maybe! VAMPIRE FICTION! Shakespeare The Same But With Vampires Bottom of barrel not yet scraped clean! POLITICAL ATTACK ADS! DANGER GROSS Television News: Senator Schlub wanted a Mexican child molester to teach fourth grade ENGLISH! CASH 4 INSULTS Anonymity assured!