Matt Bors for February 07, 2011
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UPRISING IN THE COLONIES! People defy a king and demand their rights! FREEDOM LET'S GO TO THE PUNDITS... Pundit #1: These protests must remain PEACEFUL. No looting of his majesty's tea. Pundit #2: King George is flawed but he provides REGIONAL STABILITY. Pundit #3: This revolution will be hijacked by RADICAL CALVINISTS who will force us all to wear GIANT PILGRIM HATS!