Matt Bors for August 17, 2011
August 15, 2011
August 22, 2011
Transcript:
Bert and Ernie Come Out As Asexual Puppets "We thought everyone knew." PBS confirmed they will not force the puppets to wed. Sesame Street Publicist: Bert and Ernie are not actually gay men who reside in the state of New York. I'm sorry. Some adults are having trouble accepting the two the way they were born. Woman: Who will be my child's gay puppet role model?! "Sesame Street" was still able to turn it all into a valuable lesson for kids. Count: THREE! Three pointless online petitions! AH AH AH
