Matt Bors for December 23, 2011
Transcript:
At the Large Hadron Collider: Scientist: We've discovered a happy timeline in the multiverse where the U.S. never invaded Iraq and the Arab Spring overthrew Saddam. George W. Bush: Initiate the Stargate! Dick Cheney: Our work is never done. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Scientist: They...have jobs there. Man: HAD.