Matt Bors for February 20, 2012
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February Interviewer: Welcome to the all-male panel on women's contraception! March Old Man: Any woman seeking an abortion must have an ultrasound and make every man in the country a sandwich. April Remember, baby units, register your uterus by Friday to retain your voting privileges. May Young Man: All unwed wenches will now have their hymens checked by the village wizard!