Matt Bors for February 29, 2012
February 27, 2012
March 05, 2012
Transcript:
The Diary of Anne Frank So Mormons baptized me the other day and God FINALLY let me into heaven. You'd think being a holocaust victim AND best-selling author would be enough, but NOOOOOO you have to be dipped in special water. (SO DUMB) Hope they get some cooler people up here soon. All these old Mormon guys keep asking me to marry them even though I'm only 15. Creeps.
