Matt Bors for March 12, 2012
Transcript:
President Barack Obama: Andrew Breitbart has been taken out. Time to roll out my MASTER PLAN... President Barack Obama: Govern as a moderate for years, win reelection, and THEN swiftly ignite a thousand-year race war. SURPRISE! Man: SIR! Problem: there's a video out showing that you hugged a black college professor many years ago. Zombie Malcolm X: That is silly and irrelevant. One does not simply...discern a man's politics from viewing a HUG. President Barack Obama: Excellent point, Zombie Malcolm X.