Matt Bors for May 16, 2012

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Mitt Romney: Hey SKINNY! ...your gay haircut is showing! Skinny Man: No! Stop it, Mitt! SNIP! Mitt Romney: Shut up, you slightly different person! LATER Man: Darnit! I'm a depressed loser, and Mitt went on to become wildly rich with a beautiful family! Bah! I kick! I Can Make YOU A Bully, Too, In Only 15 Minutes A Day! The children of other auto executives used to laugh at me in prep school. Now I'm a specimen of cold, robotic elitism and horrible acts I can't quite recall - and so can YOU with my FREE Bully Manual! Learn How To - Haze the Weak - Fire People - Abuse Pets - AND MORE Mail To: Mitt Romney, 001 Percenter Place, La Jolla, CA Name Age Address Net Wealth YES! Include a FREE pair of magic underwear!