Matt Bors for October 02, 2013
September 25, 2013
October 09, 2013
Transcript:
2137. The mutant hordes beat at the walls of the District, the last of the safe zones. Politician: We must vote! Politician: All in favor of authorizing spending to combat the mutant menace... Senator Cruz: I HAVE AN AMENDMENT! Politician: Senator Cruz... Senator Cruz: We're not doing a THING until we defund Obamacare! THINGS WE ARE DOING NOTHING Politician: Sir, you persist in this quest because government insurance covers your borg body. Senator Cruz: Hey, buddy. I'm THIS close to getting my own Fox News show.
