Matt Bors for March 26, 2014
Transcript:
Clues Scarce In Search For News News Anchor: If you're just tuning in, we still can't locate anything worthwhile to report on. Days Since News 19 News Anchor: The search area for actual relevant news is now four million square miles - Coincidentally, the same size as the United States. News Anchor: Tom, you're in a journalism simulator. What can you tell us? Tom: What you're seeing here is everything I'd need to do reporting, were I to ever do any. News Anchor: Careful around those instruments, Tom. You haven't been properly trained.