Matt Bors for April 09, 2014

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If you plan on being the republican presidential nominee, forget Iowa. You need to win... THE ONE RICH GUY PRIMARY Pose with babies and corndogs as usual - while navigating Sheldon Adelson's Obstacle Course of Poors. Say the wrong thing and get SLIMED. Candidate: I take it back - Palestinians aren't real people! Grab as much as you can in the CASH DROP. Candidate #2: Let go! That's MY free speech!