Matt Bors for April 22, 2014
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Homepeeopathy* Portland, Ore., will flush 38 million gallons of drinking water from its open-air reservoir because a teenage peed in it. (*sorry) AH DUDE C'MON Already in Portland's water: bird poop. Bird: Certified organic! Not in Portland's water: fluoride. Long-haired Man: Because pharmaceutical COMPANIES! They really don't understand dilution. Hipster Man: Now, if it had been raw milk...