Matt Bors for July 09, 2014
July 07, 2014
July 14, 2014
Transcript:
Jesus: My followers, when a child comes to your land seeking shelter... You must extend your hand... Jesus: ...to block their path while chanting "USA!" And carry many a misspelled sign. Jesus: Go forth and create corporations! They shall NOT cover birth control, but Viagra is a-okay. Jesus: Is someone writing this down? Basic Christianity, people!
