Matt Bors for September 30, 2014
September 24, 2014
October 08, 2014
Transcript:
Recruiting allies in Syria... Soldier: FINALLY! Someone who meets our criteria to arm and train. Soldier: You hate ISIS, aren't down with Assad, like Jews, and don't follow Al-Nusra on Twitter. Soldier: You're into Jeffersonian democracy, score well on gay rights, read the New Yorker, and -correctly- dislike Michael Bay films. Soldier: We'll all be rooting for you.
