Matt Bors for January 20, 2015
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2,000 Nigerians were slaughtered by these crazy pants BOKO HARAM guys. Let's get some attention on the issue... Cartoons are hot right now... Look - an offensive image to blur! Could always fake some airplane wreckage... Wolf Blitzer: We will cover nothing else for MONTHS! 97023809 But yeah, not TOO much attention. Bomb Talk Military Officer: I mean, I've just learned of the place, but I definitely want to bomb it.