Matt Bors for December 13, 2016

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The Russia hack of the election, it was next level, man. First, they released DNC emails containing words democrats said. Man: Wow, they're exactly the kind of politicians I thought they were - I will not vote now. Next, Manchurian newscasters were activated to cover the issue incessantly. News Anchor: Gotta hear...both sides... EMAILS: WORSE THAN FASCISM? PROBABLY Clinton's advisers? Longtime Kremlin sleeper agents - the trap was set. Adviser #1: No need to campaign in Wisconsin - you got this! Adviser #2: Making $12 an hour is JUUST FINE. Then there were the 30 years of GOP pandering to white racists. Yup, Russia did that too. Communist: Your mission, Comrade Reagan. Ronald Reagan: Do I really have to wear the cowboy hat?