Matt Bors for January 16, 2018
Transcript:
Man: The Empire is run by an authoritarian madman. He could blow up a planet at any moment! Woman: We are the Resistance. The only hope! Commander: Hey, uh, Darth Vader would like to renew his spying powers over all communication in the galaxy. Cool? Man: Oh yeah, sure. That stuff keeps us safe! Woman: NOthing to hide over here! SOON Man: Ack! Who could have...predicted this!