Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for June 27, 2020

Bet it’s not “Rock Slides” that are a problem there!

Doover: seagulls relieving themselves by the English Channel.

“There’ll be bluebirds over

The white cliffs of Doover,

I can’t wait!

It just sounds sooo wrong…

I thought that was when the British vacuum up dog droppings…

i thought it was hors doovers and drinks before dinner

I fought in that war and didn’t even get to be a prisoner of war. Oh well.

. . . since when, did “Love” become “Warfare”, and get covered in the Sport’s page? lol! :)

Google tells me it’s either “do-over” or “a light, simple song.” Neither seems to apply here.

the “Brown cliffs of doover” may be where dogs do their thing.