Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 16, 2023

“Waiter? Water.”

This is so true! Unless you nip it in the bud, your freedom to be “you” will end and you’ll walk on eggshells throughout the marriage! ☹️

Egg shells, nails, broken glass, hot coals…

Marriage isn’t a word. It’s a Sentence!!!!!

When my wife would pull some kind of “power play”, I would just get up and walk out of the room. Did not take her too long to figure it out.

She finishes his sentences, and he feels like he’s been sentenced.

But guess who gets the bill.

Time for Ted to get single.

Marriage is a piece of paper. Sadly… the only ways to shred the document is with more paper – either Divorce Papers or Death Certificate.