Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 07, 2023

Wayne doesn’t eat solid food?? Because someone knocked out his teeth with his Mansplaining?

Lynda Carter?

When needing to rhyme with orange,

All I could think of is door hinge.

This week’s rhymes were a stretch,

Just think of a word to fetch.

A Limerick of utter carnage.

Which came first – mansplaining or manspreading?

He now shops in the Babyfood aisle. Loves the creamed peas

Now Lester’s just being contrary, that limerick could have easily been written in the standard limerick format.

Mansplaing ain’t all that bad; ’tis a talent no woman has had; to make an a$$ of yourself with your brain on the shelf; well ’tis sure to make her heart glad.